March Badness.

March Madness, Dave Matthews Band, Vegas. All coinciding with St. Patrick's Day. It's a PerfectStorm of booze.

As soon as we got into town on Friday night, the drinks started flowing. Tiff and Zack booked us into the Palms, so we went to our room, then right onto the casino floor. Karen won like forty bucks at the slots, and I lost a hundred on blackjack in about five minutes. Lucky for me, I had already started drinking and we didn't stop.

Tiff got it in her head to go see Thunder from Down Under--some australian stripper guys. She tried to get Karen to go with her, but karen wasn't even playing that game. lol!

The rest of Friday night was pretty much a blur. We took a cab to the strip and wound up at Coyote Ugly @ NYNY. It was fucking madness in there. Tiff had about two sips of her drink and wound up on the bar, dancing with the bartenders and pouring her drink into Zack's mouth. Before I knew it, her bra was hanging on this giant wall - of - bras! Tiff called it the Lace-y's Day Parade! LOL! Tiff tried to convince Kar to take off her bra--by pouring a drink down the front of her shirt! I swear!!! That girl! It's all pretty much a haze after that, except for Tiff harassing the little Mexican dudes handing out porn on the corners. I just remember her screaming "YOU WANNA SEE TITTIES" and then karen grabbed a cab and we went back to the Palms

On Saturday afternoon, we woke up a little groggy and after food, the girls hung out by the pool while Zack and I went and watched some March fucking Madness! Well...Zack watched. I just had my fucking heart ripped out. I lost $800 on the Vanderbilt Washington bullshit. Double OT--by four points. Broke my heart...and my wallet. But Zack won almost double that on his games, lucky fucker.

I was bummed, but I forgot it all as we got ready to go see Dave Fucking Matthews. I went up to the room and washed the stench of loss off me. Then Me and kar went to Zack & Tiff's room to get them...and Tiff was fucking around, jumping up and down on the bed. Of course, she's wasted and we're all a little lit and I'm cracking up--and she tumbles down off the bed while Zack's in the bathroom. HAHAHHAHAH....She said was fine because of her "airbags!!" I swear, she's such a maniac!!

We went to the show and Dave matthews fuckin ROCKED!! it was amazing.

FUCK! I just noticed what time it is. I gotta head out of the office soon, and I have an assload of shit to do (since i missed work yesterday. More on that later!) I promised Kar i'd meet her at the Promenade tonight for dinner in Santa MOn!


CHEERS!